It's like magic!
First: I finally edited my honors thesis and put it online. Don't all of you read it at once, now.

Secord: I set up a wordpress blog in these parts. Now your friends pages won't be cluttered with boring stuff like anophoric islands. Instead they'll be cluttered with boring personal junk. Yay!

[Second-point-five: So if you're here for a linguistics blog, or if you link to here under the category of linguistics blogs, it would be nice if those links instead led to noncompositional.com instead. Thanks.]

Third: Cough nearly obliterated. Doctor said I had "reactive airway disease." She prescribed an inhaler, and that seems to have worked. I didn't puff any today and I barely coughed at all. Though heavy exercise may have to wait a few more days.

And hey, now the name of this blog actually makes sense (since it'll be about most things, but not about linguistics (except in those rare cases where I feel like it). Before it just came from a little joke I had with my girlfriend about how I like her in every way that matters but n (though importantly I also like her in n + m ways that don't matter).